Tuesday, April 04, 2006

And now, for no reason, here's an insult rap from the God of Thunder and the Warriors Three

Fandral: Yeah! That's right! Warriors Three up in this bitch! Swingin' Hammer productions! Balder, drop a hot beat and get out the way, the God of Thuder's on the Mic and like Lebron James he's always ready to play, when the game's on the line, back up y'all, it's Mjolnir time!
Thor: Verily, Odin Son art the crunkest MC in all the Asgard Hood!
He be tearing up it up 'round the Rainbow Bridge like Hulk through the God of Wood!
Hogun, The Grim: Yeah boy! That's Woodgod; act like ya know!
Falstaff: Thor, yeah, he's a bad ass Thunder God! Thor, yeah, he's holdin' it down from Vahalla to Midgard!
Thor: From mine father's palace, as far as the Thunder God can survey, all I can see is a bunch of wack MCs!
Hogun: Break it down, Odin Son!
Thor: The Enchantress is a skeezer, for as many rides as she's given, the bitch oughtta be called the Asgard Bike. As for her boy the Executioner, that loser is a bigger nerd than every member of Weezer.
Hogun: Combined!
Thor: The Wrecker and the Absorbing Man, them bitchers are wanksters, Thor is the only
Loki, he tries to manipulate me, because he's got a complex that's full of inferiority!
Hogun: We read it all in his psychiatric history, bitch!
Thor: Whether he wants to be King of Asgard or just wants a hug, quite frankly, Odin Son don't give a fug! God of Mischief, I treat you like a hankerchief!
Hogun: He means he wipes his balls with you after sex!
Thor: Dumb bitch, you even set me up with a Midgard crew; the Avengers are so tight, we don't give a fuck about you!
Hogun: But what about the New Avengers, yo?
Thor: They can stroke my uru hammer! Luke Cage, I'm calling thineself out on this track, I'll take you and that hairy Canadian out with one godly bitch slap!
Hogun: His pimp hand's way strong yo!
Thor: The ladies, they line up 'round the block, for some of that sweat Asgardian cock!
Warriors Three all together: Aw no he didn't!
Thor: 50 Cent, you have the Magic Stick? Bitch, I have a Magic Hammer! I'll stick Mjolnir up your ass just to make you stammer!
Hogun: That Thor, he's got an ill manner!
Falstaff: Thor, yeah, he's a bad ass Thunder God! Thor, yeah, he's holdin' it down from Vahalla to Midgard!
Thor: Verily; what?

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Yahtzee! said...

This post is, by a factor of about 100, the single dorkiest thing I have ever read.

4/04/2006 08:17:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It makes me so happy to think that you have just instigated a mad beef with Fitty for a Thor joke. When you make the cover of Source, give us all a shout-out.

4/04/2006 09:45:00 PM  
Blogger Michael said...

I assume Vostagg the Voluminous was recording a track with the Fat Boys in the next studio over, and thus unable to participate in this track.

4/04/2006 10:55:00 PM  
Blogger T. said...

Will there be a drive-by smiting?

4/04/2006 11:31:00 PM  
Anonymous Kurt said...

You totally lifted this from Dave's Long Box.

4/05/2006 01:51:00 PM  

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