Friday, March 24, 2006

Top 5 ways DC Comics could make Alan Moore hate them more than he already does

5. Create another editorial position for Grant Morrison; Totally the Best Chaos Magician Who Ever Worked For DC Ever.

4. Not only keep his name on every work for hire story he's ever done for them, but adds "Joel Silver presents, produces the Alan Moore endorsed movie adaptation of, and is a a wonderful guy" before the credits.

3. Send Johnsawinniucka or whatever collective name those three go by to cut off his beard, robbing him of his power. The beard is the talent in that relationship. Moore himself is a functional illiterate.

2. Get the guys at South Park to do a scathing parody of him. Did you see that new episode? Those guys don't fuck around. They will fuck you up. Well, in the sense that they will compare your religion to a group of child molesting adventurers and murder your cartoon avatar violently. That's how they roll.

1. Just keep doing what they're doing. They seem to piss him off in regular 10 year intervals without really trying, so expect another flare up in 2016 or so. Maybe we will have a complete Big Numbers by then. Also, the monkeys? They will be flying, man.

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Anonymous Esbat said...

I like you and the way you think. Keep it up.

4/28/2006 12:22:00 PM  

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